Cluk Cluk 87 by Pulse Productions
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- - - - IT'S THE TIME OF YEAR NOW THAT SPRING IS IN THE AIR WHEN THOSE TWO WET GITS WITH THEIR GIRLY CURLY HAIR MAKE ANOTHER SONG FOR MORONIC HOLIDAYS THAT NAUSIATE ATE ATE IN A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS FROM THE SHORES OF SPAIN TO THE COAST OF SOUTHERN FRANCE NO MATTER WHERE YOU HIDE YOU JUST CAN'T ESCAPE THIS DANCE HOLD A CHICKEN IN THE AIR STICK A DECK-CHAIR UP YOUR NOSE BUY A JUMBO JET AND THEN BURY ALL YOUR CLOTHES PAINT YOUR LEFT KNEE GREEN THEN EXTRACT YOUR WISDOM TEETH FORM A STRING QUARTET AND PRETEND YOUR NAME IS KEITH SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE LEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHO CLIMB INSIDE A DOG AND BEHEAD AN ESKIMO EAT A RENAULT 4 WEAR SALAMI IN YOUR EARS CASSEROLE YOUR GRAN DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF WITH SPEARS THE DISCO IS VIBRATING THE SOUND IS LOUD AND GRATING IT'S TRULY NAUSEATING LET'S DO THE DANCE AGAIN HOLD A CHICKEN IN THE AIR STICK A DECK-CHAIR UP YOUR NOSE YES YOU'LL HEAR THIS SONG IN THE HOLIDAY DISCOS AND THERE'S NO ESCAPE IN THE CLUBS OR IN THE BARS YOU WOULD HEAR THIS SONG IF YOU HOLIDAYED IN MARS SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE LEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHO CLIMB INSIDE A DOG AND BEHEAD AN ESKIMO NOW YOU'VE HEARD IT ONCE YOUR BRAIN WILL SPRING A LEAK AND THOUGH YOU HATE THIS SONG YOU'LL BE HUMMING IT FOR WEEKS - 5 5 5 5 5 - - 6 6 6 6 6 5 6 - 7 7 7 7 7 6 7 - 7 6 &555 - - DNOONDFFMAAMCEEC X - THE CHICKEN SONG EDITOR COMMANDS:-F1 NEXT LINE F3 EDIT A LINE F5 RETURN TO MAIN MENU 12345678901234567890123456789012 WHAT HO BRABANTIO,OH-HO ITS THE C.S.C.S. "PROBABLY THE WORLDS MOST USELESS DEMO" WRITTEN BY DUNCAN M. GRAPHIX BY DAVEMUSIC BY SEAN.C <SC21> WITH ELECTROSOUND 1:LOAD TEXT 4:JUMP TO CHICKEN SONG. 2:SAVE TEXT 5:SAVE OUT DEMO (56 BLOCKS)3:EDIT TEXT 6:DO NOTHING THIS IS VERY POINTLESS BUT WHO CARES???? - NDFFDNOOCEECMAAM X - UIT'S THE TIME OF YEAR - ]NOW THAT SPRING IS IN THE AIR - WWHEN THOSE TWO WET GITS - [WITH THEIR GIRLY CURLY HAIR - QMAKE ANOTHER SONG - TFOR MORONIC HOLIDAYS - [IN A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS - XFROM THE SHORES OF SPAIN - _TO THE COAST OF SOUTHERN FRANCE - XNO MATTER WHERE YOU HIDE - YOU JUST CAN'T ESCAPE THIS DANCE - YHOLD A CHICKEN IN THE AIR - _STICK A DECK-CHAIR UP YOUR NOSE - OBUY A JUMBO JET - ^AND THEN BURY ALL YOUR CLOTHES - ZPAINT YOUR LEFT KNEE GREEN - ^THEN EXTRACT YOUR WISDOM TEETH - UFORM A STRING QUARTET - ^AND PRETEND YOUR NAME IS KEITH - SSKIN YOURSELF ALIVE - VLEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHO - RCLIMB INSIDE A DOG - TAND BEHEAD AN ESKIMO - OEAT A RENAULT 4 - XWEAR SALAMI IN YOUR EARS - SCASSEROLE YOUR GRAN - _DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF WITH SPEARS - VTHE DISCO IS VIBRATING - ]THE SOUND IS LOUD AND GRATING - UIT'S TRULY NAUSEATING - XLET'S DO THE DANCE AGAIN - YHOLD A CHICKEN IN THE AIR - _STICK A DECK-CHAIR UP YOUR NOSE - YYES YOU'LL HEAR THIS SONG - UIN THE HOLIDAY DISCOS - UAND THERE'S NO ESCAPE - [IN THE CLUBS OR IN THE BARS - XYOU WOULD HEAR THIS SONG - XIF YOU HOLIDAYED IN MARS - SSKIN YOURSELF ALIVE - VLEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHO - RCLIMB INSIDE A DOG - TAND BEHEAD AN ESKIMO - XNOW YOU'VE HEARD IT ONCE - ]YOUR BRAIN WILL SPRING A LEAK - $/AND THOUGH YOU HATE THIS SONG YOU'LL BE HUMMING IT FOR WEEKS - DNOONDFFMAAMCEEC X - WTHE CHICKEN SONG EDITOR - VCOMMANDS:-F1 NEXT LINE - NF3 EDIT A LINE - VF5 RETURN TO MAIN MENU - WHAT HO BRABANTIO,OH-HO ITS THE - ) '"PROBABLY THE WORLDS MOST USELESS DEMO" - ( TWRITTEN BY DUNCAN M. - 7GRAPHIX BY DAVEMUSIC BY SEAN.C <SC21> WITH ELECTROSOUND - ( $1:LOAD TEXT 4:JUMP TO CHICKEN SONG. - 2:SAVE TEXT 5:SAVE OUT DEMO (56 BLOCKS)3:EDIT TEXT 6:DO NOTHING - 7 $THIS IS VERY POINTLESS BUT WHO CARES -